
one time I did a face swap with my Wendy’s cup and it was the scariest thing ever
(via hoe-my-god)

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money is the anthem of success, so put on mascara and your party dress
(via pizza)
lmao don’t try to scare me with that shit, everyone knows that skeletons aren’t fucking real. nerds
then explain this
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!JESUS CHRISTJESUS FUCK
(via orgasm)